twat cheese flavored with menstrual fluid

[gridfaniker]

scraped from the thighs of Tibetan meter maids gives burst of life to dull-tasting Utz saltine crackers.

 

[tharan000]

They don't have meters in Tibet, dummy. You insert your coin directly into the maids. The Dalai Lama showed them the Way.

 

[jazzbluescat]

Utz doesn't make crackers, do they?

 

[gottalaff]

Utz doesn't make crackers, do they?

I believe he meant pork rinds.

 

[jazzbluescat]

I believe he meant pork rinds.

Oh. That menstrual juice must have an intoxicating effect, too. Grid doesn't know the difference between rinds and crackers.

 

[beenfive]

He sounds like a control-freak, sorry. If he's not the centre of your attention he has a hissy-fit. Steer clear of him and find someone stable.