Measurements

[Johnny Rebel]

Question from a discussion at work:

"Where does a man begin to measure the length of his penis?"

I know the end of the measurement is the tip, but I'm not sure where to begin. Anybody know?

 

[Shrapnel]

Question from a discussion at work:

"Where does a man begin to measure the length of his penis?"

I know the end of the measurement is the tip, but I'm not sure where to begin. Anybody know?

Start right at your boyfriend's chin

 

[gridfaniker]

Question from a discussion at work:

"Where does a man begin to measure the length of his penis?"

I know the end of the measurement is the tip, but I'm not sure where to begin. Anybody know?

I usually start at the small of my back, measure up over the top of my head, back down the front of my torso and finally stop at the tip of Ye Olde Hogleg.

FInal verdict: five feet, 10 inches of fleshy mayhem

 

[Fro]

Start right at your boyfriend's chin

roflwaffles

 

[plutosgirl]

Question from a discussion at work:

"Where does a man begin to measure the length of his penis?"

I know the end of the measurement is the tip, but I'm not sure where to begin. Anybody know?

He probably takes out a tape measure first.

 

[jazzbluescat]

Shouldn't this thread be in Technology?

 

[Village Idiot]

Start right at your boyfriend's chin

 

[Johnny Rebel]

Seriously.