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Measurements

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Johnny Rebel, May 11, 2009.

  1. May 11, 2009 at 2:46 PM #1
    Johnny Rebel

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    Question from a discussion at work:

    "Where does a man begin to measure the length of his penis?"

    I know the end of the measurement is the tip, but I'm not sure where to begin. Anybody know?
     
  2. May 11, 2009 at 2:48 PM #2
    Shrapnel

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    Start right at your boyfriend's chin
     
  3. May 11, 2009 at 3:11 PM #3
    gridfaniker

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    I usually start at the small of my back, measure up over the top of my head, back down the front of my torso and finally stop at the tip of Ye Olde Hogleg.

    FInal verdict: five feet, 10 inches of fleshy mayhem
     
  4. May 11, 2009 at 3:34 PM #4
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  5. May 11, 2009 at 3:34 PM #5
    plutosgirl

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    He probably takes out a tape measure first.
     
  6. May 12, 2009 at 9:18 AM #6
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    Shouldn't this thread be in Technology?
     
  7. May 12, 2009 at 11:19 AM #7
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  8. May 12, 2009 at 1:35 PM #8
    Johnny Rebel

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    Seriously.
     

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