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y2b

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Up until today, my new pc has been chewing up 2gig .ps files and spitting out PDF files like there was no tomorrow.

Now, today, this piece of horseshit of an excuse for a computer has decided it has a beef with Times-Roman. The font is not loaded, it's not in the job, and it won't distill any previously made postscript either. Fuck you pc.

Guess what does work though. That's right, my fucking mac... to the rescue... once again. Thank you very much.
 
Originally posted by y2b
Up until today, my new pc has been chewing up 2gig .ps files and spitting out PDF files like there was no tomorrow.

Now, today, this piece of horseshit of an excuse for a computer has decided it has a beef with Times-Roman. The font is not loaded, it's not in the job, and it won't distill any previously made postscript either. Fuck you pc.

Guess what does work though. That's right, my fucking mac... to the rescue... once again. Thank you very much.
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you are such a sissy boy
 
Originally posted by VOR


you are such a sissy boy
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that's the best you can do? sissy boy?





that's really weak
 
Originally posted by y2b


that's the best you can do? sissy boy?





that's really weak
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I usually have a lot of trouble too but usually mine trouble come from converting rgb to cmyk
 
If you hadn't been screwing around and making changes you wouldn't be having any trouble.:D
 
Originally posted by mathmajors
If you hadn't been screwing around and making changes you wouldn't be having any trouble.:D
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what changes? turn fonts off, turn fonts on, launch pagemaker, print postcript, distill...it's not rocket science
 
Originally posted by y2b


what changes? turn fonts off, turn fonts on, launch pagemaker, print postcript, distill...it's not rocket science
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ah but was you mouse in your left hand when you clicked?
 
Originally posted by VOR


ah but was you mouse in your left hand when you clicked?
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what mouse?


ohhh..... you must mean the foot pedal


no, I right foot clicked
 
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