Black&Black
Delivering Smiles
At B&B Pharmaceuticals, these are the four qualities that we look for in a football player:
- The ability to consistantly harass the opponents quarterback, with malice.
- The ability to create turnovers.
- The ability to consistantly create big plays.
- The ability to consistantly win against the player lined up against you. Good, old-fashioned Oklahoma drill shit.
I don't care how low they score on the wondercuck. I don't care how much of a "distraction" they are. I don't care about their height or weight. I don't care about their fucking "upside". I don't even care about how many women they've hit. These are the four ingredients you need to build a Super Bowl contender.
- The ability to consistantly harass the opponents quarterback, with malice.
- The ability to create turnovers.
- The ability to consistantly create big plays.
- The ability to consistantly win against the player lined up against you. Good, old-fashioned Oklahoma drill shit.
I don't care how low they score on the wondercuck. I don't care how much of a "distraction" they are. I don't care about their height or weight. I don't care about their fucking "upside". I don't even care about how many women they've hit. These are the four ingredients you need to build a Super Bowl contender.
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