tenaciousD90
'04: "It was what it was"
You people amaze me.
We won the NFC Championship on "chicken-shit" decisions, I suppose.
Hey, while most of you were undoubtedly meeting with your webmasters on the design of your new website--www.firedanhenning.com, you may have missed out on a little something. We have won three consecutive games.
-The offense has averaged 25.5 points per game in those three wins.
-The defense has scored a touchdown and given up 17 points per game in those three wins.
-The defense has also created 12 turnovers and sacked opposing quarterbacks 10 times in those 3 games.
-We have rushed for over 100 yards twice in those three games with our backup fullback.
-Jake Delhomme has 672 yards passing, 10 touchdowns, 2 INT's in those three games.
Yet, those three wins still leave so many of you bitter. I heard a moron call up the Panthers' Network Post-Game on my way back to Greenville. The first thing that came out of this dunce's piehole was "We need to fire Dan Henning."
Brilliant. When Ethan Horton asked the man for specific examples in regards to Mr. Henning's poor playcalling, all the caller could muster was "Well...there was a play late in the game where we were running our two-minute drill and Henning called a draw play and wasted time. HENNING IS TOO OLD TO MANAGE THE GAME AND HE NEEDS TO GO!," shouted the moron as he hung up. (Memo to caller: It was a 2nd & 1 draw call....gave us a few yards and a fresh set of downs.)
My point is that Henning is missing several key ingredients to his offense. Oh yea, here's a few:
*Steve Smith
*Stephen Davis
*Deshaun Foster
65% of our 2003 championship offense ran through this trio. In my mind, Henning has shown his competence, if not genius, for his job during this stretch of wins.
If you like high flying offense and wet-paper bag defense, I hear there's a fun team in Louisiana. Go there and bitch.
We won the NFC Championship on "chicken-shit" decisions, I suppose.
Hey, while most of you were undoubtedly meeting with your webmasters on the design of your new website--www.firedanhenning.com, you may have missed out on a little something. We have won three consecutive games.
-The offense has averaged 25.5 points per game in those three wins.
-The defense has scored a touchdown and given up 17 points per game in those three wins.
-The defense has also created 12 turnovers and sacked opposing quarterbacks 10 times in those 3 games.
-We have rushed for over 100 yards twice in those three games with our backup fullback.
-Jake Delhomme has 672 yards passing, 10 touchdowns, 2 INT's in those three games.
Yet, those three wins still leave so many of you bitter. I heard a moron call up the Panthers' Network Post-Game on my way back to Greenville. The first thing that came out of this dunce's piehole was "We need to fire Dan Henning."
Brilliant. When Ethan Horton asked the man for specific examples in regards to Mr. Henning's poor playcalling, all the caller could muster was "Well...there was a play late in the game where we were running our two-minute drill and Henning called a draw play and wasted time. HENNING IS TOO OLD TO MANAGE THE GAME AND HE NEEDS TO GO!," shouted the moron as he hung up. (Memo to caller: It was a 2nd & 1 draw call....gave us a few yards and a fresh set of downs.)
My point is that Henning is missing several key ingredients to his offense. Oh yea, here's a few:
*Steve Smith
*Stephen Davis
*Deshaun Foster
65% of our 2003 championship offense ran through this trio. In my mind, Henning has shown his competence, if not genius, for his job during this stretch of wins.
If you like high flying offense and wet-paper bag defense, I hear there's a fun team in Louisiana. Go there and bitch.
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