The Worst Panther

[Black&Black]

This season I'm grading The Worst Panther by charting Fuck Ups. The criteria will be average Fuck Up per snap, with a minimum of 100 snaps. The winner is awarded The Crystal Dildo for excellence in wasting a roster spot. Special Teams snaps are included.

 

[dig-it]

u giving bonus points for game ending fuckups?

 

[Black&Black]

I'm considering that.


In any event, I'm not doing family friendly shit. I'm gonna be me. That means talking about cuckolds and white wives and glass dildos. It is what is is.

 

[Black&Black]

Also, if the leader in the Crystal Dildo standings is released before the end of the season, this person is disqualified from the contest. Antoine Cason would have ceded the award to Byron Bell in 2014, for instance. It's only for the player who inexplicably makes it to the end of the season.

 

[PantherPaul]

This season I'm grading The Worst Panther by charting Fuck Ups. The criteria will be average Fuck Up per snap, with a minimum of 100 snaps. The winner is awarded The Crystal Dildo for excellence in wasting a roster spot. Special Teams snaps are included.

Can we call it the Crystal Kalil award?

 

[morningwood]

If coaches are eligible, Seifert and Henning.

Weinke has to be up there too.

 

[Malapoo]

And Carr, the gloved one

 

[David Carr]

And Carr, the gloved one

You misspelled great.

 

[PantherPaul]

Todd stuessie or Sean Gilbert

 

[Black&Black]

Gilbert wasn't bad, necessarily. I certainly wouldn't put him in the pantheon of All Time worst Panthers. It was probably the all time worst trade, though.