The Steve Smith excuse

[Purrsy]

So I fucked up, and my gf broke up with me. I cried to her and begged her back, but she would have none of it. This is the truth, God as my witness, I told her "I haven't been doing well since the Smitty thing....baby...I just haven't been myself, and I'm going through so much, with the job situation and the Smith release!"

She embraced me after that. Told me it will be ok, and now we're back together.

My God. Steve Smith is still coming through, if even just his ghost.

The Steve Smith excuse works. I have 89 reasons to be thankful this morning....

 

[Collin]

World-class supermodels are known for their compassion and forgiveness.

 

[presidence99]

Congrats purr


I think this is the first story about you and a woman you've told the board that didn't involve a near rape experience.

 

[Collin]

This thread made me go look up:

My girlfriend has real big tits. As a matter of fact she is lying naked next to me. I'm too busy watching the game so I handed her Mike Tolbert.

which still makes me laugh every time I read it. Art Vandelay runs this shit.

 

[Smoke Screen]

We got 89 problems but Steve Smith ain't one...

 

[Southern_Yankee]

So I fucked up, and my gf broke up with me. I cried to her and begged her back, but she would have none of it. This is the truth, God as my witness, I told her "I haven't been doing well since the Smitty thing....baby...I just haven't been myself, and I'm going through so much, with the job situation and the Smith release!"....

sound like a cuckold if you were only married.....

 

[Black&Black]

I bet she fucked the other guy one more time before coming home.

 

[Abusive]

Mike Tolbert has fucked every white woman in North America, ages 18-45.

Stay strong.

 

[Abusive]

So I fucked up, and my gf broke up with me. I cried to her and begged her back, but she would have none of it. This is the truth, God as my witness, I told her "I haven't been doing well since the Smitty thing....baby...I just haven't been myself, and I'm going through so much, with the job situation and the Smith release!"

She embraced me after that. Told me it will be ok, and now we're back together.

My God. Steve Smith is still coming through, if even just his ghost.

The Steve Smith excuse works. I have 89 reasons to be thankful this morning....

I wish you and Jim Florentine could have a 10 minute chat. Seriously, I would pay $50 for a recording of that shit.

 

[Purrsy]

The Steve Smith Excuse.

What's yours?