The Official jus talkin bout asshats thread

[rake]

Let all asshats be tallied:


Approximately 67% of the Bengals roster (including future asshats)
Jerry Porter
Harry Potter
The insanely rich old bag who wrote all those Harry Potter books
Terrell Owens
Michael Irvin
Ron Mexico
The skank in his limo
TacoBill
SixMileDrive
Me
Trevor the gay lumberjack
Pimpbot 2000
Kyle Ralph
Tom Condon
ANYONE with the last name Poston

 

[HAVEPSL]

This guy wouldn't qualify would he?

Coleman's father cited for lewd and disorderly conduct

ST. PAUL, Minn. - Police cited the father of U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman, Norm Coleman Sr., on Tuesday for lewd and disorderly conduct for allegedly engaging in a sex act in a car outside a pizzeria.

According to a police report, the elder Coleman, 81, was having sex with 38-year-old Patrizia Marie Schrag, who was also cited for lewd and disorderly conduct. The St. Paul Pioneer Press first reported the citation. A police spokesman didn't immediately return a call from The Associated Press......

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/news/breaking_news/15128963.htm

 

[rake]

Norm Coleman
Gary Coleman
Patrizia Marie Schrag
Anyone with the last name Schrag

 

[HAVEPSL]

Brad Lekkerkerker

 

[HAVEPSL]

Floyd Landis

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/sports/other_sports/15136014.htm

 

[Sackem90]

Floyd Landis

http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/sports/other_sports/15136014.htm

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I wonder if he was a "patient" of Shortt's?

 

[mathmajors]

Don't have to deal enough with Collin as it is?