pimples and bedsores

[gridfaniker]

what is the difference and how do you get rid of them? TELL ME, POST HASTE!!! I had one on my ass cheek and it popped when I sat down to take a dump this morning. Saturday evening I'm scheduled to do a recital of traditional Babylonian rain dances dressed only in a jock strap and I don't need that red dot causing a distraction.

Help me, TBR. please

 

[THE GUTTER]

One shots of morphine a day twice a day until you turn blue as a smurf.

 

[Trace]

One shots of morphine a day twice a day until you turn blue as a smurf.

Or until an ear falls off.

 

[Fred]

One tab twice a day.

 

[Freakshow]

One tab twice a day.

Hmmm...I thought it was "one tabe a day twice a day?"