This past Thanksgiving weekend, my mother and my brother along with his family went over to his wife' mother's house in Huntersville for Thanksgiving. Pam is your typical fake southern belle. She made everyone write the things they were thankful for in index cards and required everyone to give a little speech. FAKE!
My sister texted me "OMG, I am so thankful that I am not going to be there! LOL"
You re-name your downtown to "Uptown" just to give yourself some FAKE sophistication.
Your FAKE football team has been in the league like 50 years now and still no championship. FAKE!
When you come here, your FAKE team will be overwhelmed by the pure, natural beauty and you will know what it means to encounter a REAL team!
