Oh no.

[mathmajors]

Paramount Develops Smurfs

Paramount has acquired film rights to the vintage cartoon characters The Smurfs and is setting up development of a 3-D computer-animated movie with producer Jordan Kerner and Nickelodeon Movies, Variety reported.

Producers have conceived the project as a trilogy and are aiming to release the first film in 2008 to coincide with the 50th anniversary of The Smurfs, the trade paper reported.

Par has tapped Herb Ratner (Mr. Lucky) to write the script.

The Smurfs originated in 1958 as a Belgian comic strip from Peyo (Pierre) Culliford. NBC launched The Smurfs in 1981, spawning 256 episodes and multiple Emmy awards, the trade paper reported.

NBC is owned by NBC Universal, which also owns SCIFI.COM.

 

[Ace13]

When will it end?!?!?

 

[mathmajors]

When will it end?!?!?

:banginghe Never, apparently. :banginghe

 

[Trace]

Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea?

 

[gridfaniker]

:banginghe Never, apparently. :banginghe

you'll watch it.


in the nude.


with a bottle of softsoap and roll of Brawny nearby.

 

[mathmajors]

you'll watch it.


in the nude.


with a bottle of softsoap and roll of Brawny nearby.

We don't use Brawny.

 

[BUCKO]

Why not do this? I'm sure the kids will love it.

 

[Science]

I hope they finally answer the questions about Smurf society and reproduction that were brought up in "Donnie Darko":

Donnie Darko: Smurfette doesn’t fuck.

Ronald Fisher: That’s bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.

Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.

Ronald Fisher: Okay, well, you know what? Then she fucks them while Vanity watches Okay?

Sean Smith: What about Papa Smurf? He must get in on the action.

Ronald Fisher: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang. Later on, he beats off to the tape.

Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario ... it just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?

 

[mathmajors]

Thanks for that Smurfy explanation, Science.

 

[The Brain]

Who in their right mind thinks this is a good idea?

it will make huge money in merchandising to the kids. So from a business perspective, this is a good idea.