Need a laugh?

[solarte1969]

Check out Theismann's pick for NFC Champ.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/preview05/news/story?id=2152292

As if slurping Vick's jock wasn't enough....

 

[Black&Blue]

Kurt Warner = MVP? And the Redskins win the NFC?

What an idiot.

 

[Collin]

Why did ABC hire that dumbass? He's openly mocked by sportswriters at SI and ESPN, so it's not like there's this mass public opposition that no one knew about. Everyone hates the guy.

 

[Foxman]

Everyone hates the guy.

Not everyone...apparently he and Vic are pretty tight.





:imagestor

 

[HAVEPSL]

Thought this thread was a good place to stick this:

Browns | Orton Named No. 2 QB
Mon, 5 Sep 2005 1551 -0700

Scott Petrak reports Cleveland Browns rookie QB Kyle Orton has been named the team's No. 2 quarterback for the start of the regular season.


Isn't Orton supposed to start for the Bears?

 

[HAVEPSL]

And this:

Texans | Gaffney Injury Update
Mon, 5 Sep 2005 14:40:01 -0700

Megan Manfull, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Texans WR Jabar Gaffney (groin) has a staph infection in his groin, but coaches expect him back in action Wednesday, Sept. 7.

 

[homer2k79]

I love that half of them pick Peppers for Defensive POY

 

[Paladin]

And this:

Texans | Gaffney Injury Update
Mon, 5 Sep 2005 14:40:01 -0700

Megan Manfull, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Texans WR Jabar Gaffney (groin) has a staph infection in his groin, but coaches expect him back in action Wednesday, Sept. 7.

Sounds like something Vick has with the herpes. And it's reported by a woman with the last name "Manfull?" You're kidding, right?

 

[stratocatter]

Must not have heard about that Tiger Balm recall.

 

[cathead]

Manfull is wide open to the possibility that he will be back in action Sept 7. "A man can't be fully functional with a pulled groin", Manfull reports.