Need a chuckle during the lockout?

[Playa]

Take a look at this:

2004-2005 BLACKHAWKS ROSTER Rosters:

Centers
NUM NAME AGE HT WT SHOT BORN* BIRTHDATE
39 Tyler Arnason 25 5-11 192 L Oklahoma City, Oklahoma March 16, 1979
37 Curtis Brown 28 6-0 196 L Unity, Saskatchewan Feb. 12, 1976
45 Jason Morgan 28 6-1 194 L St. John's, Newfoundland Oct. 9, 1976
12 Scott Nichol 30 5-8 173 R Edmonton, Alberta Dec. 31, 1974

Left Wings
NUM NAME AGE HT WT SHOT BORN* BIRTHDATE
28 Mark Bell 24 6-4 205 L St. Paul's, Ontario Aug. 5, 1980
19 Kyle Calder 26 5-11 176 L Mannville, Alberta Jan. 5, 1979
55 Eric Daze 29 6-6 235 L Montreal, Quebec July 2, 1975

Right Wings
NUM NAME AGE HT WT SHOT BORN* BIRTHDATE
38 Matthew Barnaby 31 6-1 190 L Ottawa, Ontario May 4, 1973
20 Eric Nickulas 29 5-11 206 R Hyannis, Massachusetts March 25, 1975

Defense
NUM NAME AGE HT WT SHOT BORN* BIRTHDATE
4 Bryan Berard 27 6-2 218 L Woonsocket, Rhode Island March 5, 1977
5 Jassen Cullimore 32 6-5 244 L Simcoe, Ontario Dec. 4, 1972
5 Steve McCarthy 23 6-1 198 L Trail, British Columbia Feb. 3, 1981
8 Steve Poapst 36 6-0 199 L Cornwall, Ontario Jan. 3, 1969
17 Stephane Robidas 27 5-11 189 R Sherbrooke, Quebec March 3, 1977
23 Jim Vandermeer 24 6-1 218 L Caroline, Alberta Feb. 21, 1980

Goalies
NUM NAME AGE HT WT SHOT BORN* BIRTHDATE
41 Jocelyn Thibault 30 5-11 169 L Montreal, Quebec Jan. 12, 1975

 

[Bunky]

need a czech or russian or something, that team couldn't win at eastland.