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Man. From Collin's fav intarweb blog:

WHERE'S LENDALE?

As the coaching staff is projecting a "no big deal" demeanor regarding the failure of running back LenDale White to report to training camp despite coming to terms more than two days ago, there is plenty of speculation among his teammates as to White's whereabouts.

The prevailing theory is that he's fat and out of shape. There's also speculation (we repeat, speculation) that White has been hanging with Snoop Dogg, and that LenDale consequently needs to let some things work out of his system before being subjected to a visit from the piss man. (Again, that's speculation only.)

Regardless, it's a bizarre situation. And the Titans REALLY aren't in a position to complain about White's absence, since doing so could be viewed as an implicit admission that they were stoopid for interrupting his draft-day free fall.

White was at one time considered to be a first-round prospect, but his inability to run the 40-yard dash prior to the draft and the arguably poor manner in which he handled the situation caused him to fall to the Titans in round two.

Stay tuned.
 
Now we're talkin' BUST . . . Lendale White is MUCH more likely to be a bust than Reggie Bush.
 
With all the crap he already brings to the table. Being hurt, injured and draft status falling, you would think this asshat would have showed up on time
 
I would not have thought that. He is playing his part perfectly. I am SOOOOO glad Fox and Co. are smart and did not draft him. We are so lucky to have this coaching staff.

*EDIT*
Oh BTW, that story is from PFT, so the truth is that Lendale really doesn't get blunted with Snoop, but spends his time in hospital cancer wards and helping old ladies across the street. And not eating fried chicken constantly.
 
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chipshot said:
he practiced today
:lmao: What were you saying about PFT's accuracy, tharan? Idiot. And in case you wondered why White was absent, they agreed to terms on the 27th but didn't sign it until yesterday while working out some specific language in the contract. Also, instead of being "fat and out of shape," White came in well under the target weight the Titans had for him.

This just in, PFT =
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Who knows, maybe Jesus is here. But it sure as hell ain't you, Idiot!

:agreed:
 

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