Interesting Statistic for Me

[Ron Meeks]

So, as all y'all niggas know, we're on the field an average of 35 minutes a game.

Seeing how I am the smartest man in the room, I did some math and came up with a new statistic:

Yards Allowed Per Minute of Opponent Possession.

Well, bitches, my team ranks 1st in the NFL in this department. This, with four shitty sacks, a bunch of dropped picks, shitty tackling, and the sudden absence of Jon Beason.

So, essentially, for the amount of time my defense is on the field, we are allowing the least amount of yardage "per capita" in the NFL. I want a fucking medal, shitdicks.

 

[y2b]

could also be because opponents keep getting the short field... but yeah sure... 0-4... let's give ST's coach a medal too, they're probably fielding the most kick-offs

 

[Malapoo]

and the punter