Fuck, cock, yes

[Ted Striker]

Whos still got their head down in the sand? Quit being a bunch of little bitches. Enjoy a playoff berth and be thankful. The defense is very good, special teams is pretty good and the offense, while not lighting it up, is doing a good job of not turning the ball over. Think about where this team is at compared to what anyone expected. Dont let that statfag that runs this board because none of you have any balls take that good feeling of being a playoff team away from you.

The fact theyre here proves he doesnt know a fucking thing about this game.

 

[Purrsy]

I think we're all pretty happy. Elated, even.

 

[Art Vandelay]

I've had an erection that has lasted for more than 3 hours, should I contact my doctor?

 

[Malapoo]

It's more then 4 so you're good!

 

[Purrsy]

I've had an erection that has lasted for more than 3 hours, should I contact my doctor?

No, just make sure you remove Ted Striker from your dick before you go to bed.

 

[presidence99]

I've had an erection that has lasted for more than 3 hours, should I contact my doctor?

 

[Art Vandelay]

Funny, I'm actually watching Anchorman right now.