Black&Black
Delivering Smiles
The most famous example is that of the Washington NFL Franchise, but I'm equally triggered by the other 31 clubs.
49ers - The gold rush = the pursuit of wealth = EVIL.
Bears - I have a second uncle who was killed by a bear.
Bengals - I have a third uncle who was mauled by a Bengal cat.
Bills - Buffalo Bill nearly caused the Bison to go extinct.
Broncos - My 6th grade math teacher was thrown from a horse.
Browns - Implies that browns are more important than blacks or whites.
Buccaneers - I have ancestors who were murdered by pirates. At the very least, I think the team should pay me reparations.
Colts - Colt .45 = gun violence. Also, see Broncos.
Cardinals - My catholic best friend was molested by a Cardinal.
Chargers - My 3rd grade art teacher was struck by lightning, and then run over by a Dodge Charger.
Chiefs - Cultural appropriation of native Americans.
Cowboys - Glorifies the murder of native Americans.
Dolphins - This one just offends me because it's gay as fuck. This should be the name of a minor league baseball team.
Eagles - Bald Eagle = America = Oppression. I will kneel whenever we play this team.
Falcons - My ex girlfriend's sister was attacked by a Falcon once, and developed PTSD.
Giants - Derogatory towards little people.
Jaguars - A car driven by the evil 1% (and, strangely enough, black people with shitty credit).
Jets - Payne Stewart was my favorite golfer, and he died in a plane crash.
Lions - My 10th grade history teacher's neighbor was killed by a Mountain Lion.
Packers - Glorifies sodomy.
Panthers - "Black Panthers". White people have a right to be triggered here.
Patriots - Patriotic towards what? An oppressive country? Fuck that.
Raiders - see Buccaneers.
Rams - My former chiropractor's stepdaughter was killed by a Ram.
Ravens - Glorifies Edgar Allan Poe, who glorified depression.
Saints - see Cardinals.
Seahawks - see Falcons.
Steelers - Lots of people have died in steel mills.
Texans - everyone in Texas hates black people.
Titans - see Giants.
Vikings - see Buccaneers.
49ers - The gold rush = the pursuit of wealth = EVIL.
Bears - I have a second uncle who was killed by a bear.
Bengals - I have a third uncle who was mauled by a Bengal cat.
Bills - Buffalo Bill nearly caused the Bison to go extinct.
Broncos - My 6th grade math teacher was thrown from a horse.
Browns - Implies that browns are more important than blacks or whites.
Buccaneers - I have ancestors who were murdered by pirates. At the very least, I think the team should pay me reparations.
Colts - Colt .45 = gun violence. Also, see Broncos.
Cardinals - My catholic best friend was molested by a Cardinal.
Chargers - My 3rd grade art teacher was struck by lightning, and then run over by a Dodge Charger.
Chiefs - Cultural appropriation of native Americans.
Cowboys - Glorifies the murder of native Americans.
Dolphins - This one just offends me because it's gay as fuck. This should be the name of a minor league baseball team.
Eagles - Bald Eagle = America = Oppression. I will kneel whenever we play this team.
Falcons - My ex girlfriend's sister was attacked by a Falcon once, and developed PTSD.
Giants - Derogatory towards little people.
Jaguars - A car driven by the evil 1% (and, strangely enough, black people with shitty credit).
Jets - Payne Stewart was my favorite golfer, and he died in a plane crash.
Lions - My 10th grade history teacher's neighbor was killed by a Mountain Lion.
Packers - Glorifies sodomy.
Panthers - "Black Panthers". White people have a right to be triggered here.
Patriots - Patriotic towards what? An oppressive country? Fuck that.
Raiders - see Buccaneers.
Rams - My former chiropractor's stepdaughter was killed by a Ram.
Ravens - Glorifies Edgar Allan Poe, who glorified depression.
Saints - see Cardinals.
Seahawks - see Falcons.
Steelers - Lots of people have died in steel mills.
Texans - everyone in Texas hates black people.
Titans - see Giants.
Vikings - see Buccaneers.
