Coach McFly

[Big Red]

Since you're a varsity coach now and the seasons over you might find yourself having a tad of time to laugh once in awhile. If you ever feel the need to slap your knee just ask B&B to explain his thoughts regarding two gapping technique, stimulus response, and DL play in general. Stand by for the best google Madden explanations that the internet can find.


LMFAO

 

[CoachMcFly]

Trying to get our HC/DC to reel in our OC so that our D doesn't have to carry the load again next year...plenty of laughs there!

 

[Big Red]

I'll bet anything your OC wears a visor?

 

[CoachMcFly]

I'll bet anything your OC wears a visor?

No...he's a lot like Dorf, but with a Type A personality. I coached with him my first couple years and know what to expect from him. He's a one man show, which doesn't work well at the varsity level.

 

[Big Red]

Bullshit, he wears a visor. Just not around the team.

 

[CoachMcFly]

Bullshit, he wears a visor. Just not around the team.

He's pretty proud of his hair, that's fo sho!

I have to wear a hat, so I have something to throw...

 

[Big Red]

Don't y'all have headsets and clipboards anymore? lol

 

[CoachMcFly]

Don't y'all have headsets and clipboards anymore? lol

Clipboards, NO! But, I have been known to chuck them in the past.

Headsets are EXPENSIVE! Half the season, I had to give up mine to the HC because his mic broke...I don't talk much during games, unless I see something...then I just yell. Our HC, destroyed 2 this year...after the second one I looked at him and he smiled and said we were getting new ones. While I was at the Soph level, I looked into buying a used set. Just a box for the booth with two cans and two sets for the sideline. USED...$3500. $8000 to $10000 new.
With the new sets, the rule will be "you break it you buy it".

 

[Big Red]

Good shit. lol

 

[Big Red]

For sale signs in the front yards of coaches after losses still go on?

My favorite was always the cleverly worded messages left on the answering machine back in the day.