Christmas Eve

[Art Vandelay]

That's the last time the 49ers won a football game.

 

[Black&Black]

Yeah but they've been really close a couple of times.

 

[Big Red]

Kurt Cobain died in 1994 and you fuckers have never won a Super Bowl. Those are both shitty feelings, but I wouldn't know anything about my team not winning a SB.

 

[Coach Micool]

Mr. Cobain was a troubled man with dirty hair and grunge music.

He never won a SB either.

 

[Malapoo]

It's hard to celebrate other teams' failures when mine produced that abomination yesterday.

 

[Bull Moose]

Jesus is the reason for the season.