Cam Newton and first downs

[Bull Moose]

This random asshole raises a good point:

 

[Bull Moose]

He’s a once-in-a-lifetime specimen. Moving piles forward inside the hashes, while also—when you least expect it—juking a safety in space before dashing 60 yards upfield.

Many have taken the drive churning, ball-control element of his game for granted. If you’re playing Carolina from behind, he’s a fucking nightmare to defend.

Today is also his birthday. He’s now two years older than Jake was in the Super Bowl.

That said, stop taking naps before breaking your huddle. Pick up the tempo and speed the shit up.

 

[Bull Moose]

You’ll get tidbits like this, along with a healthy helping of evergreen Mike Smith cuckold jokes, next week when we launch our shit.

 

[Black&Black]

It comes down to whether or not his shoulder cooperates and/or whether or not Grier is worth a shit. This looks like a playoff team almost everywhere else, but it's almost impossible to be any better than 8-8 without C+ or better QB play.

 

[dig-it]

So you`re not going Meatpile 7-9 but close.

 

[Black&Black]

I don't fucking know. Maybe we go 10-3-3.

 

[Cyberjag]

We're going to start 6-2. I think we go 10-6 or better.

 

[liberalou]

 

[dig-it]

Did you find that in the ghey shit aisle?

 

[PantherPaul]

Did you find that in the ghey shit aisle?

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