Brandon Smith's college tape is a can of smashed assholes

[Black&Black]

#12


As a player, he actually reminds me of Eric Reid, meaning he'll be stuffing the stat sheet full of meaningless tackles 8 yards past the line of scrimmage. He doesn't take on blocks and he's generally useless playing downhill, as he has no feel or moves as a blitzer. Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane. Jesse Luketa (#40) is clearly better, and he was drafted three rounds later.


Shitty pick. Shitty team. Shitty teams stay shitty by making shitty picks.



Another life mystery solved.




Happy Memorial Day, everyone.

 

[Cyberjag]

But his RAS!

 

[stirs]

We will draft the LSU track team next April

 

[Black&Black]

I'm appropriately buzzed this afternoon.



Matt Rhule takes it up the ass for 50 cents. His college biases are going to set this franchise back a decade.

 

[presidence99]

Rhule is here for 5 more seasons.

Remember to stay hydrated panthers fans

 

[Black&Black]

I'm appropriately hammered this evening.



David Tepper is a weak, white cuckold who will set this franchise back three decades. The rebuild starts in 2052.

 

[barry49s]