Big Red

[Black&Black]

Your team is motherfucking unwatchable.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Which one?

 

[Black&Black]

Where the fuck are you?

 

[Big Red]

Your team lost to Alex Smith, and your mom is a whore.

 

[Black&Black]

Alex Smith had 178 yards passing yesterday.

Cam Newton had 200 yards passing in the fourth quarter yesterday.


Mine is bigger than yours.

 

[Big Red]

Na, you're a fat fuck on a fad diet. And you're like 30. I'm 50 and in damn near in the best shape in my life, boy.

C'mon man. Don't be stupid 100% of the time. And BTW, send me your #.

 

[Black&Black]

You said you said you were 53 three years ago, which puts you at 56. There's no way you're in "the best shape of your life" at 56. If you are, then you've had a pathetic life.

 

[Black&Black]

Stop asking for my phone number, you fag. Jesus Christ.

 

[Art Vandelay]

 

[Big Red]

Damn near...50...not 53...or 56.

You're a 30 year old fat boy.