Black&Black
Delivering Smiles
This one's for Barry.
- Why do people voluntarily drive to Spartanburg in August, voluntarily go to an outdoor practice, and then whine about the heat? Oh yeah, because people are miserable cunts, that's why. I keep forgetting this.
- Garrett Gilbert is still the same, sorry ass quarterback we witnessed last summer. All three backups split reps evenly, as we seem to be taking Allen a bit more seriously as a developmental guy. He made a couple of really nice throws. If I had to rank order these three turds, I'd go:
1) Heinicke. Nice zip, good mobility, but loves throwing into traffic.
2) Allen. Clearly the most talented of the three, but an extremely underdeveloped one read QB.
3) Gilbert. Slow, noodle-armed, and timid. Everything you want. This is embarrassing. Get DA on a motherfucking plane to Buffalo tomorrow.
- Funchess appears to be "the guy" in this offense. I know it's early, but he's making plays on all three levels. In fact, here he is, doing work:
I'm really liking what I'm seeing from Norv. We've junked all of the rinkydink college shit for an NFL offense. I'm seeing a ton of crossing routes. A lot of drags and deep overs. Very impressive. Cam likely won't run the ball as much, but there's still a ton of RPO's, so the Roaring Riot needs to get over it.
- Carter is still getting run with the first team. He looks like the front runner over Mayo to replace TD weeks 1-4. He's got great footwook. Here are the linebackers being drilled:
- Risers on defense appear to be Parms and Doss, while Southward, Gunter and Elder appear to be drifting back. Corn had a horrendous practice, being beaten deep multiple times by "Bailey". I'm concerned about nickle. Munnerlyn is still terrific in short area, but useless down the field.
- Marty Hurney doesn't need to be here anymore. JR is gone, the offseason is over. Fire his ass. I'm just tired of looking at him. He's a reminder of a dark, dismal period in my life. Go hire one of 100 people who could do an equal or better job.
- I really love this motherfucking guy:
Ron's college friend, Richard Rodgers, doesn't do shit. He literally just stands there and watches his subordinate coach. It's a ridiculous set up, but all too common in football and life.
- Ian Thomas runs like a train, catches everything, and absorbs contact without hesitation. If he can block, I'll be very excited. I can't believe he caught so few passes at Indiana because he's very natural at it. I guess this is what happens when you play football at a basketball school.
- Cam ran a full field sprint under his own volition. Love that guy. KB is a fatass pussy.
- Big Dick NorvTM orgasmed when one of his screens was perfectly executed. "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH." At 67, Norv is still extraordinarily potent, even without a left or right tackle. Keep your wife locked away if you know what's good for you.
- Defensive scheme looks about the same. I've seen a 3-4 wrinkle here and there, but the coverages are not much different. We still have that signature double A gap look in nickle.
- I haven't seen Tepper at all. I like that. It's not your job to be in the way during practice.
- The Falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.
- Why do people voluntarily drive to Spartanburg in August, voluntarily go to an outdoor practice, and then whine about the heat? Oh yeah, because people are miserable cunts, that's why. I keep forgetting this.
- Garrett Gilbert is still the same, sorry ass quarterback we witnessed last summer. All three backups split reps evenly, as we seem to be taking Allen a bit more seriously as a developmental guy. He made a couple of really nice throws. If I had to rank order these three turds, I'd go:
1) Heinicke. Nice zip, good mobility, but loves throwing into traffic.
2) Allen. Clearly the most talented of the three, but an extremely underdeveloped one read QB.
3) Gilbert. Slow, noodle-armed, and timid. Everything you want. This is embarrassing. Get DA on a motherfucking plane to Buffalo tomorrow.
- Funchess appears to be "the guy" in this offense. I know it's early, but he's making plays on all three levels. In fact, here he is, doing work:
I'm really liking what I'm seeing from Norv. We've junked all of the rinkydink college shit for an NFL offense. I'm seeing a ton of crossing routes. A lot of drags and deep overs. Very impressive. Cam likely won't run the ball as much, but there's still a ton of RPO's, so the Roaring Riot needs to get over it.
- Carter is still getting run with the first team. He looks like the front runner over Mayo to replace TD weeks 1-4. He's got great footwook. Here are the linebackers being drilled:
- Risers on defense appear to be Parms and Doss, while Southward, Gunter and Elder appear to be drifting back. Corn had a horrendous practice, being beaten deep multiple times by "Bailey". I'm concerned about nickle. Munnerlyn is still terrific in short area, but useless down the field.
- Marty Hurney doesn't need to be here anymore. JR is gone, the offseason is over. Fire his ass. I'm just tired of looking at him. He's a reminder of a dark, dismal period in my life. Go hire one of 100 people who could do an equal or better job.
- I really love this motherfucking guy:
Ron's college friend, Richard Rodgers, doesn't do shit. He literally just stands there and watches his subordinate coach. It's a ridiculous set up, but all too common in football and life.
- Ian Thomas runs like a train, catches everything, and absorbs contact without hesitation. If he can block, I'll be very excited. I can't believe he caught so few passes at Indiana because he's very natural at it. I guess this is what happens when you play football at a basketball school.
- Cam ran a full field sprint under his own volition. Love that guy. KB is a fatass pussy.
- Big Dick NorvTM orgasmed when one of his screens was perfectly executed. "OH YEAH. OH YEAH. OH YEAH." At 67, Norv is still extraordinarily potent, even without a left or right tackle. Keep your wife locked away if you know what's good for you.
- Defensive scheme looks about the same. I've seen a 3-4 wrinkle here and there, but the coverages are not much different. We still have that signature double A gap look in nickle.
- I haven't seen Tepper at all. I like that. It's not your job to be in the way during practice.
- The Falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.
