You tell em, Coach!!!! (The Tuesday Morning Optimist)

I don't hate women, btw. I just have trouble trusting a person who has to pee sitting down. Something about that just creeps me out.

 

OMG a youtube. That's supposed to be my act.

 

Your insecurity is getting WAY out of hand.

B...go take a break, bitch. Take your high heels off and take a time out.

 

Rivera wants to get away from it is what it is. And I agree.

Thing is, I want this team to find a new identity, too. Not just get away from an old one.

 

You've been to the joint, so I don't have to explain to you how this works. I'm an alpha and you're a beta. Embrace your role and stop trying to overstep your boundaries.

 

For what its worth, Smith should have kept it in house. I agree he shoulda got all in Cam's shit over beating a pouting baby, but we should've never known. When asked Smith should said something like "We're just two players talking about the game."

 

Ya know? I kind of believe this. I don't think it's hate, as much as it's resentment.

See, I think women hate YOU. I think you creep them the fuck out. And I think that makes you maaaad.

And so you turn to sucking dick, and as that shit spools off your chin, inside your head the rage builds, and you dream of burning down cities as you wrote, you dream of cutting women into ribbons....and with each swallow, you think a little more about how FUCKED UP things are for you.

And so here you are, every goddamn day, every waking moment, posting on an empty message board, watching gifs of women over and over and over, yet trolling craigslist for cock...

Black and fucking Blue. You don't own SHIT. You don't even own your own emotions. Get help and get the fuck off this board for a day, and dial a shrink, you clown. I should charge you for this advice, in the form of knocking your head down your neck, ya fuckin' dolt.

Now quick! Scramble for the youtubes! Go to your folder on your computer you made where you compiled all kinds of gifs where you can find an appropriate comeback.