Yea, you're funny. I'm ok now. PC and Quark get along ok as long as you don't try to move too much, too fast. They can calculate the hell out of some spread sheets or spell check some Word .docs, but apply a Photoshop filter, just walk away and comeback later, or select-group-cut-change pages-paste and move in Quark, then your just asking for trouble, begging for it actually.
For some reason, somewhere in CompUSA maybe, someone was told that you can perform layout and design on a Piece of Chit. They do the work, send us the files, and expect us to be able to print them through a network language known as Postscript. This is why Bill Gates must die.