Woman God

If God is a woman, like Arianna Grande says, does that mean, by definition, God has a perfect rack? What if God's rack turns out to be a shriveled, saggy B cup? God is infinite years old, right?

If Woman God has a saggy B cup and is considered "perfect", what does that say for lesser goddesses like Salma Hayek?

On a side note, I hear the Hindus have some full milkers.

 

Are you assuming God's gender? That takes balls, even for you.

 

If you would take the time to read what I wrote (pretend it is obscure Salesforce code), then you would see that I referenced the biblical scholar, Ariana Grande. Because she has studied so many books written by humans about God, like any theological scholar, that makes her extra qualified to spout proclamations on things she has never witnessed nor ever will. You and me are simply not qualified to comment on these types of man-made beings.

 

hmm... ya know, if god created man in his image, it does beg the question what age? like does god look like a newborn baby? or a toddler? or a child? a teen? a young man? a middle aged man? an old man? an really old man? a really, really old man? joe biden?

 

The idea of God is kinda like Batman. We can argue and even fistfight in the McDonald's parking lot whether or not Batman should start using an assault rifle. In the end, we are arguing over manmade comic book characters.

I think it was Ricky Gervais who had an old joke about the difference between atheists and Christians. No one here believes in Odin. No one here believes in Zeus. No one here believes in Osiris, the Egyptian God of the Underworld. But many people reading this do believe in another one of these called Jesus, the human form of the trinity Christian God. Out of all the historical gods, atheists and Christians are in overwhelming agreement, except for this one.