Waiter there's a mock draft in my soup

Used PFF. Yeah I made my panthers pick extra dumb. Analysis where I cared to write it

1. Jacksonville Jaguars - Lawrence. QB
Meyer gets his franchise QB right away in three seasons this choice will make him want to spend time with his family.

2. New York Jets – Wilson. QB
He looks like the preppy douche from 2000s teen movie.

3. San Francisco 49ers (from Miami Dolphins via Houston Texans) – Mac Jones QB
Shanahan would get more out of developing Fields but Jones can win now

4. Atlanta Falcons – Kyle Pitts. TE/WE
Atlanta has sunk a ton of resources into trying to get red zone success, they still need to.

5. Cincinnati Bengals – Sewell. OT
Don’t be fooled by the WR talk mike brown is going to get the tackle.

6. Miami Dolphins (from Philadelphia Eagles) Waddle. WR
Playmakers for Tua

7. Detroit Lions Rashawn Slater OL
You need to protect Goff lest he be forced to handle pressure. Dan Campbell gets a strong blocker in run and pass for his new physical team. He’s upset there isn’t a monster DT in the draft

8. Carolina Panthers- TRADE to Vikings- Justin Fields. QB
The usually conservative Vikings make a big move. Panthers pick up vikings 1st, 2nd, and a 2nd next year.

9. Denver Broncos- Kwity Paye. Edge
Von Miller is getting old.

10. Dallas Cowboys Surtain jr. CB
He’ll be moved to FS by year 3

11. New York Giants Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah LB
Gettleman faced with a chance to add a hog molly goes for a linebacker but not that one with the off field issues.

12. Philadelphia Eagles (from Miami Dolphins via San Francisco 49ers) Jamarr Chase WR

13. Los Angeles Chargers Darrisaw OT
Protection for herbert.

14. Carolina Panthers- Etienne. RB
Bet on stupid.

15. New England Patriots- Micah Parsons.LB

16. BEARS TRADE UP Jaycee Horn. CB
The story of the bears build a defense and pray.

17. Las Vegas Raiders- Trey Lance. QB
Gruden finds a reason to bench Carr until he is old enough be rich gannon.

18. Miami Dolphins Alijah Vera-Tucker OT
protect tua

19. Washington Football Team- Devonta Smith WR
Baby Norv convinces Ron he can use Smith as a weapon. Yada yada yada lots of failed 3rd downs.

20. Arizona Cardinals- Jaelan Phillips, DE
Cliff builds the defense he couldn’t in lubbock

21. Indianapolis Colts : Jenkins-OT
Wentz protection

22. Tennessee Titans Trevon Moehrig-S
The titans feel like a huge wildcard

23. New York Jets (from Seattle Seahawks) – Christian Barmore-DL
Their new coach was all about the DL in san fran he grabs the highest rated one he can.

24. Pittsburgh Steelers – Najee Harris. RB
Alabama sends a lot of Rbs into the league pre broken down so this guy will find the perfect home in Pittsburgh broken QB and OL. Steelers fans will love this pick because of their near soviet levels of reverence for the 1970s.

25. Jacksonville Jaguars (from Los Angeles Rams) Rashod Bateman. WR
Remember that time Randy Moss was in Oakland and threw his hand up calling for a pass not knowing the QB had been crushed seconds ago? This is the soft reboot.

26. Cleveland Browns Jayson Oweh DT
Their best hope to achive QB supremacy is to destroy the divisions other QBs

27. Ravens- Azeez Ojulari edge
See above

28. New Orleans Saints Elijah Moore. WR

29. Packers- Greg Newsome II CB
Surely this will correct the flaws on defense.

30. Buffalo Bills Caleb Farley CB
No nonsense from Ron Howard.

31. Baltimore Ravens (from Kansas City Chiefs) KC Terrace Marshall Jr. WR
They probably hoped for a more solid OL prospect to be here but will get by with a second rounder. More potential targets for Lamar.

32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Zaven Collins LB
- Lavante David has a long career without much praise the Bucs start planning for the decline now.