Thunder Pickle

Clausen's new nickname. You heard it here first.

 

I was gonna say turtle bird. Kinda looks like a cross between a turtle and an ostrich. But he looked decent throwing, even if they were Billy Kilmer passes. As long as he gets the job done, I don't care.

 

i don't want a Pickle,
i just want to ride on my motor-cycle.
and, i don't want a Thundering Pickle,
i just want to ride on my motor-cycle.
And i don't want some pie-in-the-sky,
i just want to ride on my motorcy-cle.

you know it's only been about a little over a quarter and a half of football, and already folks are singing about the coming glory of the Pickle.
and you know, it's amazing how some of these folks that are self-proclaimed experts can be so dumb and so fickle.

but you know, what's even more a amazing than that is that, uh, some of these experts make a livin' singing a song this dumb.

but, that's America.

you know, they've told us everything about him there is to tell,
when he was bred, how come, why, what for.
but you know the one thing, that they have thus far neglected to explain was the significance of the Pickle.







(okay, i'm stuck)

 

Scary Jimmy

 

Jerkin Gherkin

 

The real dill

 

Playa likes this and Thunder Pickle.

 

I think Mt Olive ought to sign him for some ads.