The Falcons Are Fucked Running Commentary

That team is completely fucked. Discuss.

 

I hate the Falcons more than about any other team. Penix will never make it through a full season and he's not consistent anyway. The best part about the Penix injury is that it will probably give Blank a reason to keep Morris around for another season. And when Penix does get back, he's going to be 26 and presumably as good as he's gonna get. His career is going to be short, because his knees are so bad he can't stay under center for a full game. And they're stuck with him for at least another season, as well as the ghost of Kirk Cousins. It's a good time to hate the Falcons.

Cousins is washed. They have no first round pick next year. Raheem Morris is not a good head coach, and Zac Robinson is terrible. They have one of if not the best running backs in the league, a stud receiver in London, and a "generational" tight end, are second in the league in sacks, and somehow have a negative point differential. Their franchise history is full of disappointing moments and embarrassing mistakes. I loved it when Petrino quit on the team and didn't even bother telling the players. Michael Vick spent his best years behind bars. They lost the Super Bowl after leading 28-3. They had to pipe in crowd noise because their giant asshole-shaped stadium was too quiet for home games. Their first 1,000 yard rusher ended up finishing the season with 995 yards. And their owner looks like he collects money from his streetwalkers before every game, and they're always short. When he stands on the sideline before the game is over, you know the Falcons are going to lose, they have that choke gene.

I could go on, but I think it's only fair to let someone else pick it up.

 

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It makes no sense I despise the Falcons but am ambivalent towards the Braves.
They have a fantastic player in Bijon but he doesn't get they ball enough imo. They took the de we were slated to get before we took tet and is he doing anything? Atlanta fans in general are wishy washy. I walked up and paid face for a world series game. But what stands out the most is the falcon fans trash talking with zero to back them up. But in time of need
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Botching the development of Kyle Pitts is an underrated fuck up. They took the guy who should have been the league's next great TE and turned him into a generic slot receiver. Maybe he can still be that elite TE, but he needs to sign with New England or some other team that knows how to use the position.

 

Today is the only time I will pull for the Saints and the Rams.