The bold motha-fing prediction thread (post em)

Cam Newton reveals that he never finished The Wire

Over the bye week Charles Johnson investigates whether Rivera has a glass eye

Olson isn't sure how to break the news that his first name isn't really Greg but he is traded back to Chicago before the players only meeting he called over the issue.

 

Gantt tries to court Moose's wife for some revenge sex, but gets the shit kicked out of him instead.

Jeff Otah ends up on IR again somehow.

Pete Hoener gets fired midseason for sexting his dick to Morgan Fogarty.

I actually go to a game this year, but get way too drunk to remember it.

We lose 74-3 at San Francisco. Rivera keeps dwelling on how we gotta get past 'it is what it is' during his postgame presser.

Beason is a can of smashed assholes at SLB, but keeps his starting job by virtue of being "an emotional leader".

Hixon gets hurt while lying in bed.

Joe Person blows up a daycare on a whim - and gets away with it.

Frank Kearse comes out of the closet.

Cam actually has a very good year, personally.

I don't get to sleep with Amber Theoharis.

 

Can hires Jeff George as his life coach

 

The panthers trade back into the first to select manti teo but he is picked right before their selection a panic ensues before the panthers select Landry Jones. ESPN hails this pick as wise and a clear result of the "Kirk cousins effect"

 

The panthers will get newton designed uniforms

 

Pat yas get sportswriter of the year.

 

Panthers trade up giving away their next 2 1st rounders to draft Chance Warmack so they can convert him into an H back

 

Steve Smith will be cast as a grown-up Argyle in Now This Actually Could Be A Day To Die Hard Or Somethin

 

My wife will give me a "you don't pay attention to me during football season" speech...

 

7-9

Richardson gets weirder.

Gettleman fucks up and calls out rivera during a mid season losing streak.

Cam Newton slaps someone.