Star Wars sucked ass...

Ya'll all suck so bad!! You've gottten so completely used to SFX knocking your eyeballs out that you have forgotten that two special guys turned the sf and adventure movie genre on it's head. Star Wars I, II and III through VI, All the Indiana Jones series, All the Jurassic Park series, THX1138, Duel, ET, The Color Purple, Schindler's List, Poltergeist, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Tucker, The Man and His Dream, Amistad.

Pissin' and moanin' about "the story line 'this' and "well, but, I expect, 'that'"... Damn! Don't any of you just go to the damn movies to be entertained? Is that not a place just to let go? Hell, I felt my few bucks was repaid just by watching my daughter gasp at a few f*cking digital dinosaurs (however flawed the portrayal) stumping and gnawing across the screen. And that was in 1993! WTF do you want at the goddam movies?
 
Finalyl saw it. The acting was horrible and the dialog was just plain stupid. The first half sucked, but the 2nd half (where shit starts happening) is pretty good.

Not as bad as Episode 1.

Natalie Portman is hot. I like her nipples.

Anybody wonder why she was saying "no we can't" but her outfit was saying "on your knees, slave". Guess even intergalactic senator/queens send mixed signals to guys.
 

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