Seattle vs ...who?

Ok, so here is the deal, wingnecks. If you admit, up front, that Seattleites are morally, aesthetically, and genetically superior beings, we will probably only humiliate you.

But if you don't, then Beast Mode 'gon go all "Thank you" on yo ass.

 

Beast Mode's worst nightmare.

 

Thanks for asking.

 

You lost cred with "aesthetically".....

 

Thomas Davis never making a Pro Bowl is a fucking joke

 

"Home of the scrawny sweater-vested twenty something faux-intellectual with a loathsome name like 'Trent' or 'Chance' who reviews Thai fusion cafes for a local free weekly and who shops at tiny mom and pop bookstores that sell nothing printed less than five years ago and only discernable talent seems to be sipping caramel mocchaccinos and expounding on how American local color is tragically vanishing in the jungle of big business gentrification as though his bank account contains a penny that didn't trickle down from Microsoft or Starucks and oh, how they hung on his every word last Friday night at Rachel's gallery opening when he argued how everyone who pays to see major studio film is culpable in the murder of true culture; thanks for the wake up call, Fauntleroy."