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Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by Purrsy, Feb 8, 2016.

  1. Purrsy

    Purrsy Full Access Member

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    I haven't really read many posts, as I turned off the tv last night and said fuck it. Not gonna watch the celebrations, not going to sit around and listen to everyone saying I told you so about this glass fucking team.

    So I'm gonna post some random thoughts in no particular order because it's a message board, and it's cathartic in some absurd way, and I don't even know why.

    I'm going to rant and I don't give a fuck if anyone thinks I'm being reactionary or stupid. Fuck this shit.

    1. I didn't want to say it because I believed good mojo meant something, but I knew we were dead when vegas made us overwhelming favorites, and then the NFL gave us the ref whom the Broncos were 5-0 with - now 6-0 with -when the head guy officiated their games. Friday and Saturday too many oddsmakers were starting to strangely change course and bet on the Broncos. A lot of people got rich last night.

    2. I want Teddy Williams and Colin Jones gone. Fired as soon as we can do it. Jones was a detriment all year in coverage, but he is terrible at STs too. Williams has no business being on this team. They're not good at their jobs.

    DeHaven was known for his part in the Music City Miracle and Wade Phillips canned his piece of shit ass, and we should do the same. You have one of the goddamn dumbest fucking plays in the history of the game, where two players decide not to tackle the returner because they thought he may have called for a fair catch. He didn't come close to it. Fucking idiots gave up 3 points, and should be fired immediately. DeHaven with them.

    3. Elway did some controversial shit after Denver lost a Superbowl two years ago. We should follow suit. Not fire the HC. But we should terminate a lot of people. We should dismantle this fun bunch of queers and build a team that can handle the big stage. Sadly we probably can't do that, because that will mean re-evaluation our QB.

    4. It's not Remmers' fault man. He should be demoted to the bench, and either we draft a tackle, sign one, or let Williams see what he can do there, but we all knew what we had with Remmers. A serviceable tackle at best who knows the scheme.

    What Shula did, how he ran this gameplan, is inexcusable. He should be terminated without remorse. I'm not even kidding I believe this firmly and this is NOT reactionary. He sucked all season, despite talking heads praising him.

    To leave Newton out there with 5 protecting him for most of the game is absolutely absurd. We had two weeks to prepare for this game. We knew who Remmers was, and we knew who Miller and Ware were. And to come out and scheme like that - to lose on first down, to pass backwards numerous times on first down against speedy 34 front, is unconscionable and deserves immediate termination. He played a huge role in costing us a game that was ours to be had ---

    ---He did not roll Newton out. He did not run Newton on lead plays or draws. He did nothing to try and slow the rush. He ran very little max protect. He is a profoundly stupid goddamn idiot.

    The twittersphere was live with players laughing at the offense not making adjustments, and players lamenting how strange it is that we went away from what made us US.

    Gettleman won't have the nuts to do what Elway would;ve done, and that's fire him.

    5. Rivera is a c unt. He is a nice guy, and players love him, and he's good for this year's team. But he does not have the next gear to coach this team to win a Superbowl WIN. You can't choke away the big game for the entire 60 minutes, and then punt away a fighter's chance, and be looked at with any respect.

    I'm not saying fire him. I hope he can grow into what we need him to be. I won't doubt him. But he needs to take that step. The game was too much for him, and these players were not loose, were not ready, and could never settle down. And his star QB was a bum, and tapped out in the first quarter.

    6. Rivera got coach of the year. Cam got MVP. Neither deserved it, and both should immediately relinquish their trophies and apologize to the rest of the NFL.

    7. Cam Newton is not a leader. And you know what? The Super Bowl was too big for him.

    This game was simply too big for Newton. The stage too big, the arena too big, and Newton isn't ready for the this. He just isn't. He's an immense talent, but the way he acted leading up the the game on the podium, rolling his eyes acting like a weird emotionally disjointed kid was strange, and I was going to forgive it if we won. But he was out of sorts, and then after Miller strip sacked him, you could see it in his eyes - he was done.

    The Broncos are publicly saying this too. They say our QB quit, and he did. He operated the offense with no sense of urgency even near the end of the game and near the end of the first half - he looked like McNabb out there. Looked out of breath, dazed, and scared. He was a deer in the headlights, and he was back to the old Cam, zipping passes past receivers (tho they sucked too) and making the wrong reads on option plays, and sitting in the pocket when running lanes were there to be had.

    The game was too much for him.

    Russell Wilson is three times the QB Cam Newton is, and Newton is a big machine of a man with skills, but his brain is trash. His heart is trash. And at this very moment, I fearfully realize we aren't ok at QB.

    8. The debate should end.

    The '03 team would beat this glass team to smithereens. They were a hundred times the team this mirage is. The score would be '03-47, '15-3. This team is build with glass and cards.

    9. Von Miller is a junkie, and I hope he overdoses in front of his whore for a mother. I do. I'm not kidding, I truly wish for this. I want him to shake and spit while his mother frantically tries to perform CPR, and is left with bloody drool spooling down her chin as his eyes dilate and he stops moving.

    That would make this shitty day just a little better. I hope cam realizes tho, that he's Von Miller's little bitch. And that Russell Wilson is a Superbowl winning QB, and Newton is not.

    10. Kony Ealy would've been Super Bowl MVP had we won.

    11. Tolbert. Bye. You haven't been good in two years, and two fumbles in the Superbowl on a free agency year gets you gone. Don't blame the gloves. You didn't care to protect the ball. You couldn't be bothered to hold the ball with two hands in the biggest game of your life against a team that was peanut punching EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DOWN.

    Cotchery. Bye. You choke and end drives, you need to leave. I'm glad you had fun on this team and loved it, but you're fired. You're not good enough to get us to where we need to go. You can't help this team. Tolbert, you can't help this team. You two are fired. Now get the FUCK out of the building, we'll send you your shit.

    12. I'm so sad for most of our defense. They played beautifully. McDermott had a great plan even if the beginning of his game was a bit predictable. Most of them, they played so hard. My heart breaks for them. For Davis. For Norman. For Kuechly. Ealy. CJ played well! It's so sad.

    13. Boston man....Jesus, you can't contain your emotions in a game you know the refs are headhunting in? Really?

    14. Harper. Whether we want to admit it or not, he was good for this team. Better emotionally for this team than the traitor Steve Smith Sr., go fuck yourself. He was a good leader, but he's too slow, and it's time for him to retire. I wouldn't mind him coaching or something, but he's too slow and he cost us a few first downs that a younger faster player makes plays on.

    15. If Payne can't do it, and we don't trust Fozzy enough, time to look for a back. Stew is just too hurt too often. We need to use him a lot less so we can have him in pass pro almost exclusively. He's too valuable to lose there, and he wears down and gets dinged too much.

    16. Taleb on Olsen is genius, but if our receivers don't choke, we still win that game and make enough drives to win the game.

    17. Ginn Jr. and Brown, man. They played well. Both dropped and had drive killers, but they played hard and played well. I'm glad they're on the team. But next years flank outs should be KB and Funchess.

    I'm disgusted we choked away our best chance to get a trophy. The fact is we may never see the SB again. Newton isn't ready for this, and he's not the answer yet, and we just can't assume we're going back. It's devastating. We lost a game - the kind of game where all we had to do was not fuck up to win. It was just too easy but we completely melted down on the big stage.

    Rivera and Newton and Shula. Those guys FUCKED us.

    That's scary. This team man. No more dabbing. No more bullshit. Go toughen the fuck up and win. And next year if Newton sulks and can't bother to try and fire up the troops on the sideline during tough games, then fuck him.

    This team choked.

    Oh, and Gano saying he wanted the chance to kick a game winner, lol, make your regular kicks first you fuck. Piece of shit phaggot.


    I'm done posting. THere's more but fuck it. Fuck this shit.

    Well, one more thing. When the 03 team lost, I was so fucking proud of them. I wept, and was honored to follow them......

    This year's group, I'm ashamed of. They were so much better, but they gave it away on fear, on arrogance, on willful stubbornness, and they choked. Other than the defense that's a Superbowl winning caliber group, the offense and STs are fucking phonies.
     
  2. Coach Micool

    Coach Micool Let's Go Brandon!

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    Good stuff, aggreesome mostly, Purrsy.

    Our D played great, almost as good as their D did. Better stats even. A pick 6 or score by the D and I'd consider better.

    Our O looked like shit. Overwhelmed. Like when we lost to Atl. No adjustments.

    It's like for some reason 3-4 defenses surprise us and we have nothing for them.

    I thought the refs had it out for us beginning with the first spot on our 3rd play. From spots to calls. Shit. My crowd was convinced the game was set up for a Manning ride off into the sunset. With that piece of shit pussy, spoiled rich kid looking, supposedly media fawning JE to heist the trophy after being shellacked last time by a black QB.

    Shula is not all that, despite all the media, players and coaches telling us he is. We won this year despite him. Our D helped us get ahead early in most every game (along with good 1st, 2nd and/or 3rd drives) putting up points and making the other teams desperate. Then taking over giving our O short field s and such. When the power O run game and Newton running and firing great at times making the O look awesome, but struggling when the other team made adjustments. It's pretty good, but not the unstoppable force. Without some better WRs, we will struggle next year. We simply can't depend on a QB power running game forever. Shula has no answer in tough games at tough times. Newton has played awesome at times when he's not been overly pressured and won games despite Shula's ineptness.

    Our D is impressive. With shit street dudes, small cast offs, old men and rooks in the secondary, no-names making great plays on the line and no-knees/broken arm playing dudes at LB. Backups who ball out. Next man up, guns a blazing.

    Just not fumbling on the sack; the first TD by their D and a play or two by the O (basically less mistakes on O) and we'd have had that game easy.

    We choked. Big time. On O, all of them mostly and ST were bad (been shit all season, imo). And that makes this season look like a wasted championship opportunity we may never get again. Especially for most of the D we have who deserve a championship.

    Playing a great game all around and just plain getting beat at the end on great play by the Sheriff woulda capped off a great season of good play and look forward to getting better next year.

    Instead, we're exposed as over cocky, look at us having way more fun than you are, if you don't like me dabbin stop me. Well they were stopped. Just be physical or get ahead. And dabbing has been now replaced with sulking and hoodies in the pressings. I'm embarrassed at their performance yesterday. And now I'm embarrassed at their stupid 'fun having' antics now in retrospect. Fuck the 17-2 season of 'we're having fun in your face being the bullies with a glass jaw'. It appears to have been a mirage. Fraudulent. It was fun to a point while looking forward to at least a great SB, win or lose. But damn. Reactionary? Sure. Cam was certainly at the presser last night.

    I thought during the game we had a chance because our D kept us in it. The moment I saw Cam puss out on going for the strip fumble and they recovered, I knew it was game over and turned the DVR off record.

    Cam could have been way more classy and took his helmet off and congratulated Manning with a smile (even if faked). Instead he looked like spoiled little bitch loser.

    That black mark all over considering everything that happened this year and then choking and acting shitty, well it put quite a blemish on the season in my eyes.

    I thought this year we were a way better team overall than in 2003. But we aren't. We might have been a less talented team in 2003, but we showed up when it matter and barely got beat by a clearly superior team by a mere fucked up kick and then good kick at the end of the game. I was very proud of them and not pissed in the least that year.

    This year seems to me like the season of choke. I just can't help it. But it does. My wifey thinks I'm wrong. But I'm a bad loser when I see choked losing. I feel worse than I'm sure the red birds felt two weeks ago.

    The only consolation is Manning goes out with a 2nd SB. He's gotta be the only dude I don't feel so badly losing to. Yet he didn't beat us.
     
  3. Coach Micool

    Coach Micool Let's Go Brandon!

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    In addition, I hope the dab thing goes away now.

    I think of it now as the choke dance. It was dumb to begin with, invented by a shitty group in a shitty song in a shitty place. It had gotten absurd, though the winning perpetuated it as being the byproduct of winning- which made it bearable.

    I'm sick of it now, especially since every time we might coulda done it in the SB, we were too busy choking on it. Their rushers shoulda done it most every play. As well as their punt returner. They deserved it.

    They need something new next year.

    Something less choke friendly.

    And superman need to bone up on his humanly press meeting behavior.
     
  4. PantherPaul

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    Goodbye Charles Johnson. Ealy proved without a doubt he can do the job
     
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    Big Red Alpha, Thing, It

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    Dang! That's a little harsh.
     
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    Black&Black Delivering Smiles

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    I don't feel the least bit good for Manning. He's a cheating fraud who deserved to end his career in flames, not on the back of Von Miller.
     
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    Coach Micool Let's Go Brandon!

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    If you dance too close to the fire, you have a real potential to get burned, badly.
     
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    How/when did Manning cheat?
     
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    Black&Black Delivering Smiles

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    He had HGH shipped to his house.
     
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    Wasn't that story recanted?
     

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