Panthers vs Patriots Running Commentary

I was about to give the team some grace for playing on the road one week after an emotional high against a team that might be better than we think, but then Nick Scott had to go and commit the dumbest, God damn fucking penalty I've ever seen.


We can't even suck in a way that I can take solace in. We have to invent especially irritating ways to suck every week. It's been the team's superpower since 2018.

 

These give up runs are fucking insane.

 

Our special teams remind me of special olympics as far as the special part

 

Whew. For a week there I thought they might be good, but thank goodness they are still the Panthers I know. Terrible.

 

What, you don't like 2 yard draw plays to the backup running back on 3rd and long?

 

Hubbard and Horn are wasting careers on this shit box team.

 

Three games where it's basically over at halftime, with a 30-0 win embedded in the middle. Makes sense.



Now this is the part where I stop watching and Bryce turns into Tom Brady to make the final score closer than it should have been.

 

I’m going to mow grass.

 

It's healthy and perfectly justified to pull the plug on a game when the team is doing this bullshit. Stop burying yourselves under an avalanche of points before 2PM if you want us to keep watching. Most of us have shit to do.

 

Special teams catching the ball on the 2 yd line from a punt

Very good coaching there