Panthers vs Eagles Running Commentary

I hope we can continue to produce enough points with the most horizontal offense in the history of the league. But I’m pretty certain we’re gonna have to do this kind of stuff all year long.

Which is another good point, remember how hard 2003 was to do? We all think back on it with romance now. In the moment, chaos and stress every fourth quarter every week. It was beautiful chaos but chaos nonetheless.

2015 was great, but way too easy. And all these dumb bandwagon fans got way too fat and happy. That’s a once-in-a-lifetime type of regular season.

 

The fake triple option reverse to Samuel was fleek.

 

Whoever was responsible for the last nine minutes has my respect. If you really think back to last half of that fourth-quarter, it was the most team-oriented rally you’ll ever see.

 

I'm afraid to watch the end of the game because I'm afraid it didn't actually happen. I feel like I'm living in an Alex Jones conspiracy theory.

 

I’ve watched it again twice. I’m here to confirm that it happened.

Wasn’t really a miracle, it was just exceptional execution in pressure situations.

Actually, it was a fucking miracle

 

Dude in charge of the panthers Twitter account needs to win the Pulitzer Prize equivalent of trolling other fans.

 

These are also the kind a post game experience enhanced further by not visiting other message boards. I don’t need the same 14 mouth breathers firing Rivera tonight.

There’s no place I’d rather be than here, posting funny shit and laughing my ass off