Panthers vs Dolphins Tailgate/Game pics

Seriously. And I'm no expert, but they look real to me. They might be down to her ankles by age 50, but they're amazing right now.

 

I used to try not to focus on the negative points of our cheerleaders. Then the bad knocker jobs started popping up and the percentage of older overachievers with that “emotionally challenged” look on their pseudo smiling faces took over. Too many of them have that burnt out trailer park escapee who needs to up the dosage of whatever antidepressant they are leaning on until they ensnare some version of Mr right and start decorating some version of their dream home full time look to them.
It kinda sucks when you really can’t talk trash about ANY other teams cheerleaders because yours are the spookiest

 

THANKS! That's the perfect word to describe them. Not that they are really ugly or anything, cuz any one here would tap any Top Cat...collectively, spookie is a good word to describe them!

 

Would people stop saying this, please? Maybe you are so old and horny that you wouldn't turn anything down with a cooch, but don't speak for the rest of us. Sure, I'd be grateful to tag the cute one and I'd probably do a couple of the others (not that they'd necessarily give me the time of day), but I would have to be incredibly fucking drunk to put it to many of those "ladies."

 

Gotta agree with Collin on this one...I wouldn't do 80% of them.

 

You guys who keep saying you wouldn't do them need to post pics of yourselves (or financial statements) so we can verify that you'd have a shot at anything better.

To start things off, here's a pic of me a couple of years back:

 

Here is a pic of me back in my Navy days

 

This is me (on a good day):

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!