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Panthers Limerick Contest

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by chipshot, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. chipshot

    chipshot Full Access Member

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    Oh Dear God.....why?


     
  2. HollyB

    HollyB Iz Lives

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    Rant & Rave this. You know somebody there would win this!
     
  3. Coach Micool

    Coach Micool Let's Go Brandon!

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    I think R & R's versions would be a tad too colorful. But I'm sure, we'd consider them way more interesting and entertaining.
     
  4. Wp28

    Wp28 I had that dream again...

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    Their once was a player from Trinity.
    For beating his wife he had an affinity
    For his paycheck she’d abide
    Until he threw her out his ride.
    Now he’s no longer welcome in her vacinity
     
  5. Black&Blue

    Black&Blue NKW

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  6. Black&Blue

    Black&Blue NKW

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    There's a coach up there named Henning
    Who is much adored when winning
    But once things go sour
    Come whispers of Cowher
    Thanks to many TBR lemmings


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    Black&Blue NKW

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    Bring logic to the man named Danny
    Who seems more lost than my Granny
    Our field position, poor
    Our returners can't score
    So the team takes it in the fanny


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  8. Black&Blue

    Black&Blue NKW

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    We all know the GM, Marty
    His offers are rich and hearty
    The money is up high
    To sign a John Fox Guy
    Who should be working at Hardees


    :toilet:
     
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    Black&Blue NKW

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    Beware of the man dubbed 'Hell on Wheels'
    For he stalks your house at every meal
    He won't leave your sight
    'til you give him a bite
    Of that worderful looking veal

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  10. Wp28

    Wp28 I had that dream again...

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    Free agency is about to begin
    Who will they sign much to our chagrin?
    Then comes the draft.
    They took him? we all laughed!
    This staff has our team in a tail spin.
     

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