Superfluous_Nut
pastor of muppets
PROBLEM What to use for a rod
SOLUTION For babies under age 1, a footlong willow branch shaved of its knots. For older kids, plastic plumbing pipe, a 3-foot shrub cutting or a belt to help turn a child "back from the road to hell."
hmm... what do you use on horrible parents? what about insane cult leaders?