Jake

Whenever my pastime in converted into a spreadsheet, I wish for a comet to destroy the planet...

 

The funny thing is that you keep quoting that when the majority of people certainly agree with me that he makes a lot of stupid throws. But of course, being my obsessed stalker, you can't see that and thus continue to think that people actually agree with you. Weird.

 

This seems to be really important to you. Me? I'm more interested in being right.

 

Even with a stupid mistake thrown in, Jake's still been very good. Even with 3 INT, Jake had a 78 rating for the Lions game. With two of those INTs, he still carried a 107 rating in the first half of that game. He's finished with ratings over 90 four out of seven starts. He's topped 120 twice out of seven starts.

The only horrible game, overall, he's had IMO was New England. One really stupid INT for TD, plus the only game he's had completion percentage under 50%, yards under 200, and no TDs.

 

Obviously not. If you were interested in being right, you would notice that Jake does make a lot of stupid throws, and therefore your suggestion to the contrary makes you look like a moron. Instead I'm pretty sure you're just interested in sticking your head as far up my ass as it will possibly go. Be sure to let me know when you hit lunch.

 

Go ahead and find the quote where I said Jake doesn't make stupid throws...I'll wait...go ahead.




What? Nothing? I'll give you a little while longer...

 

So you keep quoting that because you agree with it? Granted, I don't think anyone can translate your gibberish into anything resembling a coherent point, but that wasn't what I thought you were saying. So instead of being a scary stalker who disagrees with everything I say no matter whether or not it's actually wrong, you're a scary stalker who is agreeing with me?

 

Collin is a baiter. He is also a contrarian. He is motivated by one thing--conflict.

If the world says the sky is blue, he says it's orange.

If the world thinks that the world is round, he's gonna prove it's flat.

If Jake has a good game, he's gonna piss all over it.

Negative, miserable fucker.

 

Collin: Nuh-uh!!!!! You are!!!!!!

 

No doubt.

Oh, he will counter it. No doubt. Boy's skin is like saran wrap.

But lest we forget, Collin is an accomplished author, who is currently working on his Master's Degree, so we should expect a fine retort....something along the lines of the following:

or

or, even:

Ah, yes. Collin Hemingway at it's finest.