If you were a basketball...

[Shrapnel]

who would you like to bounce you?


I would choose a red-haired girl with soft hands.

 

[WYDD]

would you eat yourself?

 

[gutter]

I would want to be double dribbled.

 

[VOR]

I'd be slamm dunked

 

[Y2Buddy]

I'd be full of hot air