How bad is it?

Don't have the link but it seems Jerry Richardson's grandson has put this weeks tickets up for sale on Craigslist. $350.00 in suite 87. Free food and bar. This is so messed up. What would you say to Jerry if you were in the suite with him?

 

GO CARDS!!

 

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/tix/2104125481.html

 

Suite 87 is not the Owner's box. It is on the other end of the field from JR's box. These seats are individually owned, and as such, can be sold.

 

It's bad, because the team is 1-12, with the 7th ranked defense in terms of YPP, 10th ranked pass defense, and all that's standing in the way of being competitive in each of these games is fielding non-gay quarterback who does more than two good throws at Cleveland.

Aside from that, life is good.

 

If we hire Jim Harbaugh, I will cum in my own mouth.

If we hire Russ Grimm, I will cum in a hooker's mouth, and fall asleep for 4 months.

 

I'm waiting for the news that Jeff Davidson has been placed on IR due to brain injury. Fox has been placed on IR because of balls injury. That will make my day.

 

It is bad. But it isn't so bad that the fucking owner would allow his grandson to sell tickets into his own box. Jesus fucking christ...some people will believe anything.

What's bad is that we have stupid gullible fans who would actually think these tickets are in his box.

 

This.

It's hilarious, when something goes bad, it's not just good enough to examine the mechanics of the problem. Innuendo and gossip begin to filter in--you know, the TMZ-effect. Lot of that horseshit going on in Charlotte right now, when all you're really dealing with is a shitty stable of QB's, a coach who couldn't give a fuck, an owner hiding his cash under his mattress for the storm and an uncertain landscape for the 2011 NFL season. Those are the true problems at hand.

Not someone thinking that maybe one of Richardson's teenage grandsons is hocking non-owner's suite tickets for $1.

On that note, this "fanbase" needs someone, anyone, to get them jacked the fuck up and focused on the environment. Yes, lot of shitty fans at The Bank--even in the good years. But there's not too many places I've ever been, at it's best--when the team's at their best, that make me feel charged up. Dallas playoff game in 2003. Atlanta home win in 2005. Shit, even the Dallas loss in 2005. The noise, energy. We just need that competitive energy back, and sure enough, the true fans (majority) will drown out fucknose grandmother who wants me to sit down.

Harbaugh was raised by a coach, played in the NFL, apparently has a strong, well-documented values system. He's also a world-class shit-talker, with swagger--something I think would benefit the young locker room, and still very immature fans.

Fox, I swear. Since 2006, he's just turned into a fucking old man with a bad thyroid issue. The booze (allegedly) doesn't help matters. Coach: you're not Bruce Willis. You might want to be like him, but unbuttoning your top three buttons in your pressers doesn't appeal to any of us, particularly when your fucking chest looks like a fucking roll of pizza dough, you shitfuck. I hope your fucking Quail Hollow mansion is being infested with termites before your big move, you cunt.