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handy diy tips

Discussion in 'Home Improvement & DIY Forum' started by Village Idiot, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. Village Idiot

    Village Idiot cloud of dust

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    for those tubes of left over caulk: just fill those pesky carpenter bee holes to the brim with whatever you've got left in the old tool box. fire caulk, tub and tile, window and door, masonry, and even liquid nails...they all work great! if you get lucky (like i did), you might even get to see one ply his way through the stuff and fall to the ground, dying a slow and agonizing death, writhing in the goop. all the while, you laugh a sinister, mad scientist, insane asylum crazy person kinda laugh.

    satisfaction guaranteed!
     
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    gottalaff Smartass

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    You need a hobby.
     
  3. Playa

    Playa The coach is a near

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    Sick fucker. How would you like it if someone filled your hole with caulk and left you withering around in goop.
     
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    fuck carpenter bees. they drill holes in your shit and buzz you while yer minding your own fucking bidness. imma get me some damn wasps too.
     
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    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    :no: How do you sleep at night.

    I spray the wood during cool weather. That keeps most of them away.
     
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    what do you spray the wood with?
     
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    man juice
     
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    Regular ant/roach crawling insect stuff, ELIMINATOR.

    I sprayed while it's chilly weather thinking the poison gets absorbed and dries some, act as more a repellent than a killer. I don't particularly want to kill them, just chase them away. Today I noticed they were flying around the wood but not lighting.
     
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    They're still not lighting. I'm going to take advantage of this cool weather and give the wood another healthy spraying.
     

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