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Free Agency

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by PantherPaul, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. Black&Black

    Black&Black Delivering Smiles

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    Yeah, I don't give a fuck about feelings. I give a fuck about what makes the Panthers better. Right now we're not making the Panthers better.
     
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    Sproles traded to the Eagles for a 5th rounder. I might have to start going to Eagles games.
     
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    Hey: Jason Peters and Chip Kelly fucked Jason Garrett's wife last night, deep into the early morning. Peters stood above Mrs. Garrett on the bed and fed her some elite LT seed. Chip made her squirt 47 times by efficiently munching her clit. He installed a play clock above the bed for quality control.

    Coach Garrett sat in the corner, tied up in a chair, left arm free to service Brandon Boykin's dick.

    About 45 minutes ago, Boykin and Peters finished strong, arcing a final load on her nose and eyes, and managed to get the load out with :11 left on the play clock.

    Chip sat with Coach Garrett in the corner.

    Chip: "Pssst.....Garrett.....you see that load on her face?"

    Garrett: "mmmmmmaaarrggggghaaaaaaayy"

    Chip: "Oh, hey, I just signed Darren Sproles. What do you think about me having Darren Sproles? And remember, I also have McCoy."

    Garrett: "mmmmmmggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." (inaudible anger)
     
  4. Black&Black

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    You write well. You really do write well.
     
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    I may go there.
     
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    Literary Bull.
     
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    Two days into FA, it sucks. We'll fill some needs, on the cheap, and the team will be solid. The tendency is to shrink into cuck mode when you see other teams spending money. Good players will be available well into July.

    I don't think Gettleman should grant any future interviews. Ever. Just do your job. Giving the media raw meat is fucking needless.
     
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    It's hard to imagine him in another uniform, but that would be a perfect fit.
     
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    He would finally get a chance to play with an elite QB.
     

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