Donnaley

[Piper]

He's a funny guy.

Frompanthers.com


"Luckily the offensive line had Louis Williams. He was a good rookie. He did everything we asked of him and never complained. We just need him to stop puking all over the field. You never know when you're going to have a nine-on-seven drill right on a pile of vomit. "

 

[meatpile]

I would have loved to haze them, but we couldn't have shaved Weinke's head because he's already balder than I am.

 

[McFly41]

Some guys were trying to shave my balls when I was at Wesleyan. It took four of them, including a 6-7 300 pounder, about 5 minutes to finally get me held down. Luckily, one of the team captains heard the rustling and came in to stop them before the got that razor anywhere near my Johnson.

 

[meatpile]

Originally posted by McFly41
Some guys were trying to shave my balls when I was at Wesleyan. It took four of them, including a 6-7 300 pounder, about 5 minutes to finally get me held down. Luckily, one of the team captains heard the rustling and came in to stop them before the got that razor anywhere near my Johnson.

So, have those guys come out of the closet yet? B/C that's closet gay. :homophobe

 

[McFly41]

Nah, they were just trying to scare me...I think?
The 6-7 300 pounder "House" was in camp with the Cowboys in '91 or '92. Last I heard he was playing semi-pro ball in Houston. The other three, the Gruenwald brothers, are all power lifters...so I guess they could be closet rods? I know one of them married some model.