cbs mocks

Mike Lombardi is an idiot who failed in the NFL and would already have been forgotten if not for Bill Simmons inexplicably pushing him as some kind of expert instead of a clown who constantly gets things wrong.

 

I think we'll be surprised as to how fucking stupid most of us are a year from now.

I mean, except for Collin. And Thelt.

 

But he's Vince's son. No?

Oh, right. He's Vince's nephew. No?

Oh.

Yea. He's a fat fucking turd.

 

I'm never surprised.




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what?

 

I'm only here for the entertainment. I think I have a better handle on what our FO will do than what players are gonna be good.

And I think our FO likes CB and LB and sees that as the greatest need.

 

Who were our starting DT's going into camp last year? Irvin and ________ .

I think they both got hurt / cut before the season. MIght also be considered a need, although Rivera argued in January that we were OK there.

Imma stick with CB and LB as the team's idea of our greatest need.

 

It all starts up front. Trade down a few spots if possible to pick up a third rounder and then take bpa out of DT, LB, S, CB, DE, T, WR in that order.

Outside of someone to plug the middle I would like either Barron or Kuechly to defend against the monster TE's in the NFC South.

 

I already know I'm stupid when it comes to evaluating the NFL potential of college players. The truth is that we are all ignorant of most of the factors that really determine whether a player will succeed. What you can get from watching college film is less than 50% of the picture.