Aaron Curry

I'm not phobic of you, Pi. I actually think you dating Playa is kind of cute. You guys are like the TBR first couple and shit.

 

I'm sorry you were molested by another guy. Tough break.

 

He wasn't molested. I was drunk and he took advantage of me. I kept hearing a husky voice say "you should give me head" and "lets fuck in the mens room", and I thought it was some fatty I flirted with in HS.

 

That probably explains why he suddenly became a Panthers fan. You should be flattered.

 

Lol, no B&B.

 

So tell me. Are you a Patriots fan, or just a Tom Brady fan.

 

It probably explains why he stopped posting here for a while.

I'm not used to hearing you say no, sweety.

 

You're funny. I think you're all bent out of shape, maybe, that you played youtube wingman for your brother on here for so long, and now you're alone? Or is it that you're some chubby kid maybe, who pretends to be a sociopath and the next columbine shooter here, who fronts like a rebel without a team, or a cause, other than honing your gifs and videos from old movies so you can post them on a message board you incessantly post on for the past decade nonstop that you claim is second rate, yet you're morbidly obsessed with? Please. Direct your trenchcoat mafia shit somewhere else you repressed slacker. It's not my fault your brother stopped hanging around for a while and you're lonely.

Go interact with humans or something. Without...shooting them.

Don't hate on me, B&B. I'm seasonal. Once the football season is over, like always, I'll disappear again and you can roam around free posting all your garbage, and not have to worry about reading my posts.

 

We just need to put our history behind us, before it blows up into the next big TBR drama. We need to make peace. Come hang out with me sometime. We'll have a few beers and order a pirate movie.

 

Mkay, but you're kind of creeping me out with the way you keep angling for my attention when I'm not speaking, writing, or posting to you. Stop it, please. I'm actually kind of worried you're going to try and find me and shoot me and whoever I'm with. Just shut the fuck up and post a Gary Busey video. I kinda like you a lot better that way. When you're in your element.