E - A - G - L - E - S

E-A-G-L-E-S !!!!!!!


Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV
watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham
have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell
"Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your
yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a
tornado?

A: To the "Link" - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super
Bowl ring?

A: a thief.

Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football
team?

A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia
Eagles play book was stolen?

A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia
Eagles and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
bill.

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a
Super Bowl?

A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in
common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !

 

Great stuff.