Bold Motherfucking NFL Predictions of 2025

David Toddler remains silent and let's football people do football shit!

 

The minute we start winning he will get involved again, and take credit.

 

It's not even remotely true that Tepper has been hands off this off-season. Watch the Blueprint draft episode. That mothefucker is still right at the tip of the spear. Fans are just imagining something that doesn't exist because the vibes were good towards the end of 2024.


He's the exact same guy who fired three coaches within five years and tossed his backwash onto a Jags fan.

 

Bold predictions eh

The cowboys will make and win a playoff game- with the backup QB. Ironically this will be the one time wall to wall cowboys coverage has a real dilemma to cover.

Rodgers wins the division with the steelers in spite of losing both games to the ravens but even above average QB play gets the steelers 6-10 more points a game so they stack up wins

CMC plays all 16 games- gets hurt on first drive of playoffs

Lions don't make the playoffs

Patriots win their division

 

Patriots win their division? That's pretty bold right there...

 

Ok, I'm gonna make a few. Some of these riff off of B&B's predictions.

The Chargers, Bills, Ravens, and Texans win their divisions in the AFC, but the Texans do it with nine wins.

The NFC is more of a dogfight, with two playoff teams coming from every division but the South, which has just one. Green Bay and Chicago both miss the playoffs. So does Dallas, again.

I agree with B&B that the Bills beat the Lions in the Super Bowl.

The Panthers start 3-1 and end 3-1, but in between they only get three wins and finish 9-8. The defense is better, but not better enough and Evero is let go after the season.

Daniel Jones does really well as Indy's starting quarterback and signs a three year deal with them. Indy doesn't make the playoffs though.

Travis Hunter is a much better Cornerback than WR. He starts out as a WR who occasionally plays CB in specific packages, and ends up as a CB who occasionally plays WR in specific packages.

The Steelers start strong and fade down the stretch, dropping their last three to let Cincy in to the playoffs.

The Bengals have to win their last four games to make the playoffs, and do, and then they get bounced in the first round.

Cleveland wins five games. Shedeur Sanders gets the starting job at some point and finds out what happens to NFL QBs who hold the ball too long. His dad steps down in Colorado due to health concerns.

New Orleans gets the #1 overall pick, but Arch Manning heads back to Texas so they end up over-drafting their OC's son.

The Giants struggle and Daboll is forced to play Jaxson Dart way too early in an attempt to save his job. Dart ends up getting both him and Joe Schoen fired.

Jalon Walker gets moved around too much in Atlanta and they struggle to find the best way to use him. Their best rookie turns out to be Xavier Watts.

Miami suffers another slow start, and this time they don't pull themselves out of it. Zach Wilson starts too many games, they can't run the ball, and Mike McDaniel is fired after the season.

Ashton Jeanty wins OROY, which isn't that bold at all.

 

You do good work, CJ. We should collaborate more often.



Frank Ragnow's surprise retirement makes me nervous for Detroit. He's been so valuable to that program. I do like Ratledge but starting over with a rookie will be tough.