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The Worst Panther

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by Black&Black, Apr 23, 2019.

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  1. Apr 23, 2019 at 9:59 AM #1
    Black&Black

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    This season I'm grading The Worst Panther by charting Fuck Ups. The criteria will be average Fuck Up per snap, with a minimum of 100 snaps. The winner is awarded The Crystal Dildo for excellence in wasting a roster spot. Special Teams snaps are included.
     
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  2. Apr 23, 2019 at 11:12 AM #2
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    u giving bonus points for game ending fuckups?
     
  3. Apr 23, 2019 at 11:17 AM #3
    Black&Black

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    I'm considering that.


    In any event, I'm not doing family friendly shit. I'm gonna be me. That means talking about cuckolds and white wives and glass dildos. It is what is is.
     
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  4. Apr 23, 2019 at 11:23 AM #4
    Black&Black

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    Also, if the leader in the Crystal Dildo standings is released before the end of the season, this person is disqualified from the contest. Antoine Cason would have ceded the award to Byron Bell in 2014, for instance. It's only for the player who inexplicably makes it to the end of the season.
     
  5. Apr 23, 2019 at 5:50 PM #5
    PantherPaul

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    Can we call it the Crystal Kalil award?
     
  6. Apr 23, 2019 at 10:56 PM #6
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    If coaches are eligible, Seifert and Henning.

    Weinke has to be up there too.
     
  7. Apr 24, 2019 at 1:44 PM #7
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    And Carr, the gloved one
     
  8. Apr 24, 2019 at 1:52 PM #8
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    You misspelled great.
     
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  9. Apr 24, 2019 at 6:32 PM #9
    PantherPaul

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    Todd stuessie or Sean Gilbert
     
  10. Apr 24, 2019 at 9:52 PM #10
    Black&Black

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    Gilbert wasn't bad, necessarily. I certainly wouldn't put him in the pantheon of All Time worst Panthers. It was probably the all time worst trade, though.
     
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