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I think it's even more nefarious than this. They're socialists who hate freedom. They want a state run media and the elimination of individual sovereignty.

 

The men and women who head up the network news divisions are some of the worst people ever put on this earth.

Chris Cuomo is the only good thing CNN puts on its air. And they bury them on that goddamn morning show. Cuomo is a bad ass journalist, and he’s never hit me with any sort of slant.

There’s a few other good ones. Actually, there’s really not. Craig Melvin, but only because he’s from Wofford.

 

FOXNews is fucking garbage too. Most credible thing on that network is that old guy selling me catheters

 

Breaking news: fuck Mike Smith.

 

CNN became absolutely intolerable when they began rolling out the evening panel of nerds from the New Yorker, New York Times, Washington Post, etc. etc.

Most people don’t want to see those fucking eggheads whining about Trump every fucking night. We get it, Trump is a dick. Time to move forward.

 

Easy solution would be to keep all the players in the locker room, as we’ve talked about. But that just won’t happen, simply because it makes too much sense. Most people in this country are fucking embarrassingly stupid and are chock full of stupid ass opinions....and they’ll see keeping players in the locker room as some sort of sign of weakness. I’d be totally fine with it, because the far right and the far left would have to go eat a fucking shit sandwich from the same plate.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes it’s a big black dick.

 

I think the Bucs should be penalized 15 yards before each kickoff because Mike Smith is an aging cuckold who sits in bedroom corners.

 

Don't forget about forcing white straight males to enter a gay marriage and have their guns confiscated.

 

There’s a ton of white guilt in this county. That’s a sickness.

 

Byron Maxwell fucking sucks.